February 2012
28 posts
Watcheltenebren:
didneyworl-no-uta:
When I see porn on my dash
When I wake up in the morning
It should say “When I see porn on my dash AND somebody is looking at my screen.” Any other time, I’m just meh.
4 tags
danrabbit:
I’m not over you. I don’t care if you’re over me. I’m not over you. I can’t stop thinking about you. I miss you. I keep trying to convince myself that I need to move on, but I can’t. I’m stuck. No matter what I do, I can’t get you out of my mind.
When we broke up, I tried to shut off everything that had to do with you. I unfriended, I unfollowed, I took down pictures, and in my...
“Hi, I’m Inigo Montoya. You murdered my dad, now...
guillee:
Did I do it right?
2 tags
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
boysofdisney:
Favorite Disney Songs (x)
...
SHAKE IT!!
mysteryguitarman:
like a Polaroid picture, old man.
January 2012
27 posts
tuuli:
xn—lhutemoc-skbd:
What where you expecting? It’s an ad of ciswomen for ciswomen. If anything, a ciswoman has the potential to become a transman.
Oh, yeah… What was I expecting… BTW, cis and trans are shortened adjectives and so there should be a space… And, what? A cis woman becomes a trans man? Wow… How exactly?
I meant hypotetically, as in somebody who is too young (and confused...
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral... →
tuuli:
A real physicist would tell you that there’s this thing called entropy. A real physicist would tell you that, when we say that information isn’t destroyed, we aren’t talking about the classical information that makes up your body and mind. A real physicist would tell you that the chances of you and your loved one being randomly reassembled in the future is vanishingly small and that the...
gilly-laughs:
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that...
clientsfromhell:
Me: Would you like it to be done the A way or the B way?
Client: Yes.
The fault is yours for not asking correctly. In boolean logic that is a correct answer. (?)
It's a simple thing, folks.
fyeahcap:
stfuconfederates:
tsotchke:
stfuconfederates:
You are a white supremacist if you are white and:
defend white supremacy
attack PoC for defending themselves against white supremacy
believe that you have to be poor to be a white supremacist
in any way hold viewpoints that uphold white supremacy
are not offended by racism
believe that ignorance is an excuse for racism
refuse...
clientsfromhell:
A client has various business areas which are identified by acronyms, including LAP, EQP and FAP. They wanted some new online adverts made up. I asked what ideas they’d had for the text. This is what they came back with
FAP online (everyone is doing it)
FAP in schools
FAP for life.
I approve of this.
lexxlovesladies:
I’m a boy who likes girls, but I like the colors of this flag. Problem?
A veces me gustaría ser mujer, para poder sentir lo que sienten cada mes.
(sí, tengo una mente retorcida, gracias)
